Prairie Fire Journal

RUSH THE FAT-ASS DOPE FIEND
(sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)

Rush the fat-ass dope fiend,
lives by the sea,
gulping down his many drugs,
while filling his pants with pee.

Now Rush is on talk radio,
babbling like a twit,
giving head to his microphone,
while he wallows in his own shit.

Now the day is almost over,
and Rush is jonesing for a fix,
so he waddles down to the boulevard,
to try to turn some tricks.