Prairie Fire Journal

Word has spread this past week about Chuck Norris advocating for Texas to secede from the union and his desire to be the reincarnated republic's president. Problem is, Chuck's an Okie wetback who sneaked into Texas across the Red River. Just because he impersonated a Texas Ranger doesn't make Chuck a Texan. We have enough right-wing religious zealots in the state without having to import them from Oklahoma. Go home, Chuck! Texas doesn't want you. Maybe you should seek asylum in Arkansas with your fellow wingnut Mike Huckabee.